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Hide Yah Kids! Hide Yah Kids!

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Meh

Basically just jumping on a meme while it's still somewhat fresh, not a whole lot of substance here.


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notnath responds:

that was the joke


Pimp's Quest Pimp's Quest

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Ironic

Ironic that he thought you sell heroin by the syringe, yet Spurgin died of a heroin overdose.



Miami Shark Miami Shark

Rated 5 / 5 stars

aww the controls changed

Awesome game. Too bad the controls changed, not using the down arrow and the s key to get planes down in under 2 seconds makes it harder. Im guessing it's because doing that screwed up the zoom effect. Anyways, great game, beautiful in it's simlpicity.



Z-Rox Z-Rox

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Very awesome

Awesome. I'm stuck on 65. Looks like a dick, but that isn't it. Maybe I just have the same problem as the kid from Superbad.


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Terminate Terminate

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

meh

it was pretty good as a flash animation but pretty mediocre as a game. Kinda boring, but it was well made



Slit Your Wrists! Slit Your Wrists!

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

meh

nothin special. Plus, the collision detection was fucking awful.



SuperMarioWorld True demo SuperMarioWorld True demo

Rated 2 / 5 stars

well....

its way too laggy and the filesize is WAY too big for what it is. You use too many movie clips and the levels are poorly optimized. Flash has to draw EVERYTHING regardless of whether it is withing the viewfinder or not. Write a script that breaks the levels into portions then deletes the clips when they are outside the viewfinder. Also, another option is drawing the level and just using hitboxes and x/y values for your hittest script. Remember, just stacking movie clips for levels is a bad idea because it kills resources.


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jippy4 responds:

thank for you advice.


The Orc Ring The Orc Ring

Rated 3 / 5 stars

not bad

the production values is very good, but the actual game is a bit lame. Not bad though, better than my shit



3D Gun Slide-Show 3D Gun Slide-Show

Rated 0 / 5 stars

OMFG

JUST REALIZE THAT YOU SUCK AT SWIFT! IMPORTING PICTURES INTO SWIFT DOES NOT COUNT AS RD MODELING! ITS A TEXTURED SLAB OF POLYGONS! NONE OF YOUR SWIFT SHIT IS GOOD! GET BETTER, STOP SUBMITTING THIS STUPID SHIT! AND NO, IT ISN'T HARD TO MAKE WHAT YOU MADE, SO DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT PULLING THAT '3D MODELING IS HARD' BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU DID ABSOLUTLEY NO 3D MODELING.



3D MELEE Weapon Slide 3D MELEE Weapon Slide

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Meh

The swift was amateurish at best. They looked like they were drawn then just imported to swift as they were(did you save as .eps then just load them to swift?) I dunno, they werent terrible, but they looked like playmobile wepons and could be done better.